I'm having a bad reaction to the Purple Porta-Potty. What kind of world is this where someone--anyone-- can just drive up a person's driveway and deposit a porta-potty on the lawn? Who does this? Why didn't they at least ask me what color potty I wanted for my lawn? Clearly there was a choice. See?
Purple and green. And--here's the killer-- it's not even sitting straight. It's tilty. So whoever it is who hatches vile plans like randomly porta-pottying people can't even get a good seat for the show. Which only serves them right for hatching such a vicious plan, but all the same, couldn't we have enough pride in our work to do the job right? Jeez.